The car goes 'clunk' !
An auto mechanic received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners." Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a "cluck". He then made a left turn and again heard a "clunk."
Back at the shop, he opened the car's trunk, and soon discovered the problem. Promptly he returned the repair order to the service manager with the notation, "Removed bowling ball from trunk."
The Multicolored Cab
Two cab driver met. "Hey," asked one, "Why did you paint one side of your cab red and the other side blue ?"
" Well," the other responded, "When I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."
The Train has Failed
A large two-engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half power.
Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill.
The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement: " Ladies and Gentleman, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that you decided to take the train and not the airplane."
Feel Free to Laugh, ha ha ha .. :)