Sunday, December 27, 2009

Humor about Phone

Hi! You have reached the headquarters of Laugh it-up. If you wish to speak Harry, please press 1. If you want the Fire Department, press 2. If you need the psyhchic hotline, press3. For the distributor, press 4. If you have no idea who to talk to, just read these jokes.

Phone call
Harry's phone rings at 3 A.M
"What do you want?" He shouts into the receiver.
"Nothing," is the reply.
"Then why are you calling in the middle of the night?" Harry asks angrily.
"Because the night rate is cheaper."

Call the Fire Department

An agitated man calls the fire department and says " Help me, my house is on fire!!"
The Fireman asks, "where do you live?"
The man replies, "I am too distrcted, I can't tell you the exact address."
The fireman says, "How do you expect us to get there?"
The man snaps, "What do you mean 'how'? In the big, red truck, of course!"