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Harry's phone rings at 3 A.M
"What do you want?" He shouts into the receiver.
"Nothing," is the reply.
"Then why are you calling in the middle of the night?" Harry asks angrily.
"Because the night rate is cheaper."
Call the Fire Department
An agitated man calls the fire department and says " Help me, my house is on fire!!"
The Fireman asks, "where do you live?"
The man replies, "I am too distrcted, I can't tell you the exact address."
The fireman says, "How do you expect us to get there?"
The man snaps, "What do you mean 'how'? In the big, red truck, of course!"