Sunday, December 27, 2009

Humor about Phone

Hi! You have reached the headquarters of Laugh it-up. If you wish to speak Harry, please press 1. If you want the Fire Department, press 2. If you need the psyhchic hotline, press3. For the distributor, press 4. If you have no idea who to talk to, just read these jokes.

Phone call
Harry's phone rings at 3 A.M
"What do you want?" He shouts into the receiver.
"Nothing," is the reply.
"Then why are you calling in the middle of the night?" Harry asks angrily.
"Because the night rate is cheaper."

Call the Fire Department

An agitated man calls the fire department and says " Help me, my house is on fire!!"
The Fireman asks, "where do you live?"
The man replies, "I am too distrcted, I can't tell you the exact address."
The fireman says, "How do you expect us to get there?"
The man snaps, "What do you mean 'how'? In the big, red truck, of course!"

Friday, December 18, 2009

Magic Trick Video

vintage Video about magic trick and very menegangkan.
You can see in long years ago, the magician shows the trick and very dangerous.

Don't try this at Home !

Funny Video

This is comedy and Funny Video about Party Girl in the car.
You must see the video and laugh when driver find the stuff.

haha .. haha :)

Monday, December 14, 2009

Einstein's Chauffeur

When Albert Einstein is making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually finds himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as he is being driven to yet another boring dinner, Einstein mentions to his chauffer ( a man who somewhat resembles Einstein in looks and manner) that he is tired of speech making.
"I have an idea, boss," his chauffer says. 'I have heard you give this speech so many times, I will bet I could give it for you.'
Einstein laughs loudly and says, 'why not? Lets do it!'
When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein puts on the chauffer's cap and jacket and sits in the back of the room. The chauffer gives a beautiful performance of Einstein's speech and even answers a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely self-important professor asks an extremely complicated question about antimatter formation, stop to talk about something else here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he is nobody's fool.
Without a moment's hesitation, the chauffer fixes the professor with a steely stare and says, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffer, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."

hahaha ... :)